Stanley Kubrick self portrait

If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT.

— Frank Zappa

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angrywhistler: Troilo Paolo

serendipity-do-da: Strangely mesmerizing sculpture by French contemporary artist Daniel Firman. Exhibited back in 2008, this life-size piece was seen at the Fontainebleau Castle in Paris, France. Called Wursa, the sculpture is balancing on its trunk 18,000 km above the earth. Firman consulted with a professional taxidermist to construct this piece making it look as real as possible.

vorwärtsgewandte Melancholie

ausbluten: From Kolmanskop, a now ghost town in southern Namibia that had once been a rich mining village. Fotos von Alvaro Sanchez-Montañes http://www.alvarosh.es/ Weitere Fotos dieses Projektes auf http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/the-namib-desert-indoors-12

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.